From the Frontlines of the War on Short: New Epithet

Today, I give you “smup.” It is an abbreviation for abbreviated people; precisely “small useless people.” It would be undignified to call a man over 6’0″ a “smup,” just as it would be distasteful to not call a woman under 5’5″ one. Use it wisely, but use it often.

Godspeed You! Tall Emperor.

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